MLR

Welcome, welcome, are you new recruits ready to start your engines and brace for the dangers of the vast cosmos?

 Well, I hope so, because this is a prerecorded message and we don't have the budget for proper training.

 Anyway, you will surely learn all there is while navigating through over 70 of space most dangerous places there are. But remember, time is money and where are short on cash, so try your hardest to be quick. Don't worry, management will surely “reward” your dedication “fairly”.

 Oh, and as a last note, before you start, we advise you to have some stress relief methods ready at hand, a tip from our most veteran pilots.

Have fun :)